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Calculations

By GhettoZombie / Category Experimental

Allow me to add my two cents to the situation.
In return, I would like you to subtract the rhetoric that exits your lips
And assist me in keeping divisions from multiplying.
Before I go off on a tangent,
Let me tell you about the problem I have evaluated.
You see, it seems as if every move you make is calculated.

I have tried to mind my P's and Q's regarding this issue,
But I cannot help myself from arriving at the solution
That your ego induced pollution is planned out like a logic proof
Or an algebraic matrix
Or a quadratic equation
Or a manic locomotive.

From Day 1, I was ale to graph the main points in my brain
To the axes labeled X and Y
X signifies your attempts to censor others
Y, because you can.
My rage is the product of your strategy to further an agenda.
It is merely a fraction of this anger being portrayed.
That's right, just a percentage.
Your position on the number scale of aggravation cannot be located with mortal eyes.
It stretches out to an infinite number of miles.
There is no final integer.

You see, a range of things bother and depress me,
And my mood not only swings like a pendulum in a grandfather clock
But also descends and ascends like a parabola.
Therefore, I must dig within my brain and use prior knowledge obtained
To plot a path across the map
On the way to a poem marked with a black X.
For the most part, I think I do a damn good job at getting from A to B
WITHOUT the help of a tutor.
I am comfortable with what I know
And I embrace it
Whatever "knowledge" I may lack is on me,
But I know
That you don't know squat
If you think you know
What little I know.
Do you think I care.
Psssh!
HELL NO!

I mean not for this writing to encompass a circular argument
But like a 180 degree angle,
Let's get something straight
And settle this score.
I am neither a letter
Nor a number
Nor a remedial student.
I am just a man with a voice that some may consider noise
That triggers violent waves.
That
is
my
RIGHT!

Aren't we supposed to be equal?
Shouldn't symbols resembling more than and less than
Not be applied or be crossed out?
Can't we eliminate:
All unnecessary variables?
All unnecessary formulas?
All unnecessary postulates?
All unnecessary theorems?
All unnecessary programs?
Diagrams?
Anagrams?
Acrostics?
Diagnostics?
Cross multiples?

This long division has gone on for too long.
Repeating multiple times like 1/3 written as a decimal.
Statistics do not reject this claim,
Although some want it to be a syntax error
Or want to believe that I forgot to carry the 2 in my calculation
But the remainder of my tolerance hangs by an unraveling thread
I proudly sign my name on this thesis
And my colleagues would proudly cosign
Given that they possess research on this behavior.
So we pooled our data together.
We share a very reciprocal relationship
However, it does not take
Fibonacci
Apollonius
Euclid
Euler
Eratosthenes
Archimedes
Maimonides
Gematria
or even the Nation of Islam to deduce this verbal dilemma.

Your calculations are wrong.
The atmosphere provided is negative.
The agenda cannot be defined,
For it
does not
compute.
Not by any means.
Not by any modes.
Not by any standard deviations.
So tell me,
How do you like them applications?

© Copyright Spoken by jack M. Freedman


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genocide pony 7 years, 4 months ago New Comment

yes your voice was as clear as a bell .. another excellent audio from you .. i found it hard to keep up as i read the poem along with your voice .. how did you do that without stumbling?! I'm impressed! I don't know if you watch the big bang theory .. but this kinda reminded me of Sheldon :P .. awesome .. simply awesome!

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Stryder 7 years, 4 months ago New Comment

lol...this was a very amusing concoction. This also reminds me of my dire need to upgrade to a better microphone. Your voice was clear and lucid...loved the playful tone in your 'calculations'...although I'd venture to say I didn't envy you having to riffle out 'Fibonacci/Apollonius' etc (I think you added one here?!?!?). This was a very rapid and rumbunctious ride.....I wasn't a big fan of Maths back in my school days but somehow you have taken elements of that and made it cool!! How do I like those applications?! I like them just fine Mr.G/Z...just fine! :D

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